I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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