I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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