Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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