Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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