so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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