Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
