11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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