How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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