What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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