Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I'm always down for nudity.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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