Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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