chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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