After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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