People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Drake has all the answers
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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