Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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