His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I just forgot I was standing up.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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