That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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