She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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