What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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