3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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