I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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