No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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