yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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