either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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