lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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