Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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