But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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