The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
You have to summon your inner elephant
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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