Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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