Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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