we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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