Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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