My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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