dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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