I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
My vagina is very pro this idea
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