Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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