we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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