God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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