Do you still have your period?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
they need to just BURY HIM!
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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