problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I just found puke in my bra..
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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