Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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