i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
