dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
The uberlube is also flammable
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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