Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
where does the pee come out of this thing
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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