Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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