Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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