Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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