They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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