Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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