i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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