He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
